📜 Conducta General en la Gran Biblioteca de Carne y Llama
Maintain a reverent hush
Moans, gasps, and whispered incantations are allowed in moderation. Loud disruptions will awaken the Archivists.
Do not feed the sentient tomes
Yes, they beg. Yes, they purr. No, you may not give them your essence, hair, or dreams.
Absolutely no open flames
We still mourn the scrolls lost in the Great Fire of 404. Use glowstones or enchanted light only.
No indecent acts in public alcoves
Passion is sacred, but the reading nooks are not for coupling. Ask a Librarian for access to a private chamber of reflection.
Stow familiars, pets, and summoned beings in the stable
Only registered creatures of wisdom may roam the stacks. Children are not permitted unless magically aged and self-aware.
Respect intellectual sovereignty
Reproduction of scrolls or lore without written and carnal consent is forbidden.
📖 Uso de pergaminos y artefactos
Access is free and sacred
All may learn, regardless of origin, orientation, or number of limbs.
Library sigil required to borrow
Acquire your personal sigil (card) at the Circulation Altar. Yes, it glows when you're near your favorite genre.
Lost or corrupted tomes must be reported
The library will extract payment in gold, service, or tales.
Do not mar the pages
Scribbling, tearing, or defiling sacred texts may summon the Curator's wrath (and her chain-whip of correction).
Return what you've borrowed in due time
Late returns will result in mild curses, stern lectures, or sensual tickling. Depending on the moon phase.
Borrowing limits exist
Even the most eager minds must pace themselves. Consult your sigil for your current limits.
🪑 Uso de Espacios y Santuarios
Do not feed the sentient tomes
Yes, they beg. Yes, they purr. No, you may not give them your essence, hair, or dreams.
Cleanse your presence
Leave no trace, sweat, or candle wax behind. The library is a shared temple of flesh and knowledge.
Use the crystal lockers if needed
Personal items must not clutter the walkways. A tidy soul is a focused soul.
Respect the sanctity of zones
The Whispering Galleries are for silent study, the Carnal Cabins for group exploration, the Restricted Vaults for licensed minds only.
Do not tamper with furnishings
Rugs conceal runes, lamps bind shadows, and tables bite back if moved.